Let's start at the beginning, shall we?
We aren't a lesbian couple, we just play one in real life.
Merriam Webster's defines the homance:
noun \hō-ˈman(t)s, rə-; ˈrō-ˌ\
Definition of HOMANCE
: the complicated love and affection shared between two straight women who go to unusual lengths to become closer to one another
: an emotional attraction or aura belonging to an apparently lesbian era, adventure, or vacation
We spend a lot of our time together, mostly just laughing hysterically. And we decided that it was selfish of us not to share our hilarity with the world.
So here's our invitation into the terribly silly.
It's called "Listen, Bear" because that's how we address each other.
And because shitmywifesays was all ready taken.